May 2012
4 posts
May 22nd
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What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
May 21st
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March 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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new website
There needs to be a website called “things i want to post on my friends walls but dont” because i think of a lot of clever stuff that i never will actually say to someone cause either i hardly ever talk to them or feel like it would be too mean
Oct 28th
September 2011
4 posts
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Sep 28th
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so...
i just watched iCarly for the last 2 hours… Hi, i’m a male college student
Sep 26th
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August 2011
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Aug 18th
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Just listen to this →
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July 2011
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Jul 13th
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David Wise
Not only is he my favorite video game composer, but he also plays the sax!
Jul 5th
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Iron man is a Fe-male
Jul 3rd
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Jul 1st
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June 2011
7 posts
All 649 Pokemon as a Rainbow →
Jun 27th
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Jun 18th
"Embattled Weiner Resigns Amid Scandal"
i feel like yahoo is finally catching on
Jun 16th
best quote of the day
‎”You know how they say when something is popular it sells like hotcakes? Well what do they say when hotcakes are popular? These hotcakes are selling…as expected.” Matt Venora
Jun 13th
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May 2011
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May 2nd
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At dinner today...
i mentioned something about the legend of zelda and my mom responded with “oh that game. Margarita Time?” (referring to ocarina of time).  so i texted my friend this and he responded with Majora’s Flask
May 1st
Dear Restaurants,
When it’s someone’s birthday there should be two options 1) the loud happy birthdayish singing 2) a subtle distribution of birthday related dessert That way, people can enjoy free food without you making them feel like an idiot before they eat it when they older and also give little kids the excitement of getting a birthday treat and song. why had this not been implemented yet?
May 1st
April 2011
17 posts
Steve Irwin
apparently, people from Australia don’t like him at all and thought of him as an embarrassment.  In fact, they were glad he died the way he did.  This is what my Australian friend Katherine tells me.  I’m going to miss her next year
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I've never posted one of these question thingies... →
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fun fact for today
I just 6-0ed somebody on a pokemon battling simulator with a bouffalant because the person i was playing didn’t realize that it gets sap sipper as it’s ability so he continued hitting me with grass moves and boosting my attack as I swords danced to +6 and 1 shotted the rest of his team with Frustration.  Then i get called a faggot. Granted, i have gotten frustrated myself a bunch when...
Apr 19th
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Ness is Broken With Items On →
I was bored today and made this video.  Most of you probably will not understand what happened, but click it anyways!
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bacon air? →
Apr 4th