December 2011
2 posts
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November 2011
1 post
3 tags
October 2011
1 post
new website
There needs to be a website called “things i want to post on my friends walls but dont” because i think of a lot of clever stuff that i never will actually say to someone cause either i hardly ever talk to them or feel like it would be too mean
September 2011
6 posts
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so...
i just watched iCarly for the last 2 hours…
Hi, i’m a male college student
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Sales Invoice
my immediate thought was singing salesmen
August 2011
3 posts
New Idea?
i want to start posting pictures of comments that i was thinking about writing on facebook, but either don’t want to send because i don’t really talk to that person or think it would be really inappropriate. Maybe if i’m feeling clever one day i will do this
Just listen to this →
July 2011
6 posts
Dear Teenagers, How would you like it if someone turned you on, then left? Sincerely, Light Bulbs.
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Friday Lyrics
I decided to write this because i hate idiot people that comment on youtube videos thinking that they are the most intelligent people in the world the officials of musical taste.
So by now, everybody has probably heard Rebecca Black’s Friday that came out this year and or seen the music video of it and I’ll admit that the lyrics are very basic and can be somewhat silly at times. That...
hmm...
is it possible for an astronaut to be down to earth?
David Wise
Not only is he my favorite video game composer, but he also plays the sax!
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Iron man is a Fe-male
June 2011
9 posts
Gallade - Bruno Mars Parody
Currently in progress but i have the chorus:
I’d catch a Gallade for ya Go and teach it Leaf Blade for ya give it a Lemonade for ya and then i would Wifi trade it to ya ohhh i would ride on the Magnet Train Go to Kanto just to take on Blaine I’d even white out for you baby, but you won’t do the same
All 649 Pokemon as a Rainbow →
"Embattled Weiner Resigns Amid Scandal"
i feel like yahoo is finally catching on
best quote of the day
”You know how they say when something is popular it sells like hotcakes? Well what do they say when hotcakes are popular? These hotcakes are selling…as expected.”
Matt Venora
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Has anyone heard of Monkey Quest?
it’s really fun
www.monkeyquest.com
May 2011
11 posts
1 tag
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if you can't think of a good rapture joke...
don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world
At dinner today...
i mentioned something about the legend of zelda and my mom responded with “oh that game. Margarita Time?” (referring to ocarina of time). so i texted my friend this and he responded with
Majora’s Flask
Dear Restaurants,
When it’s someone’s birthday there should be two options
1) the loud happy birthdayish singing
2) a subtle distribution of birthday related dessert
That way, people can enjoy free food without you making them feel like an idiot before they eat it when they older and also give little kids the excitement of getting a birthday treat and song.
why had this not been implemented yet?
April 2011
19 posts
Steve Irwin
apparently, people from Australia don’t like him at all and thought of him as an embarrassment. In fact, they were glad he died the way he did.
This is what my Australian friend Katherine tells me. I’m going to miss her next year
I've never posted one of these question thingies... →
fun fact for today
I just 6-0ed somebody on a pokemon battling simulator with a bouffalant because the person i was playing didn’t realize that it gets sap sipper as it’s ability so he continued hitting me with grass moves and boosting my attack as I swords danced to +6 and 1 shotted the rest of his team with Frustration. Then i get called a faggot. Granted, i have gotten frustrated myself a bunch when...
Ness is Broken With Items On →
I was bored today and made this video. Most of you probably will not understand what happened, but click it anyways!
wow
i’m totally nerding out on facebook right now with my RA.
@current pokemon related status